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submissive-william: You didn’t really expect someone like me would fuck someone like you, did you?No, your jobs are to stay locked up 24/7, sign all your money over to me and perform oral sex when I want an orgasm. Which is now.
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Someone calls me a bitch? “Hey fuckdick, why don’t you gargle my lady balls?”Oh yeah, I say “fuckdick” a lot, too.Such a ladylike vocabulary.
amaranthdesires:Giving up the idea of finding a woman that could want me.Wasted to much time being rejected and not finding anyone interested in someone like me.
shylittlebaby:so I came super fucking hard last night (like non stop fucking and squirting for 5 minutes straight. maybe more like 7) and passed out. now my sleep schedule is fucked again. yay i’d totally record it but I don’t wanna ruin any more
Someone cuddle me. Or choke me. Or both.
To this day, yrs past, people still expect replies to “hi” “hello” and “hey”…. if you approach someone like this we’ll ignore you and assume your slow for attempting a conversation like that… no
do you like strawberries
dalldall: mitzudraws: trayushqueen: when people tell me I can’t ship something GamTav is fucking disgusting- When someone tells me I shouldn’t curse because of their religion.
if i told you things i did beforetold you how i used to bewould you go along with someone like me?if you knew my story word for wordhad all of my historywould you go along with someone like me?i did before and had my shareit didn’t lead nowherei
Someone take me to go see Catching Fire for the third time.
karmaaa-aaa: bustnuttington: trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t
oeus: you’ve never met someone like me. you will never meet someone like me again
sansatyler: I need constant reassurance that someone likes me like if they compliment me I’ll be like really?????? Please support your statement using examples from the text
human: when someone says they dont like me
I wish I could say I got this from sex. At least that means I was probably enjoying myself, because wow I have a decent sex life for someone like me. but nope. pretty sure it came from wearing something with bathing suit-like material and not removing
sheikahstone: when cosplayers run out of ideas for poses they just stand there like
uhrair: someone: *mentions something i like* me: FOOL! you’ve activated my trap card, “special interest,” it will steadily take 1000 life points per turn as i unload copious amounts of useless information
Someone get me Scully and Mulder because what the fuck is on my lawn right now
blua: applebright: seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head
someone commission me i can’t afford my fucking rent lmao
polarisopposites: commanderbutt: YO FRIENDS READ THIS BOOK NOW SOMEONE GET ME THIS BOOK.
The worst feeling in the world is when you know you’re unwanted by someone you like or when you’re just unwanted by fucking everyone. A boy hasn’t told me he’s liked me for like 3 years. I am eating every single feeling I have
I’m learning about healthcare trade associations and i can remember them much better if I remember their goals as “house words” like in asoiaf lol.
I want a boyfriend like Ian Connor.
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someone asked me “what does rape have to do with yaoi?….” are you kidding me..
purpskurpp: whenever im home alone for days at i time i dont rly eat as much bc what if i make a gr8 meal for myself anyt then someone (like my parents) come by all salty bc i didnt make enough for them?
uglyboyband: i hate being mentally ill because the first thought i have now when someone gets even remotely romantically close to me is “how will they ever like me when i’m so fucked up” followed by “they don’t deserve to be with someone
ultraviolece: Lana Del Rey // “When you’re an introvert like me and you’ve been lonely for a while, and then you find someone who understands you, you become really attached to them. It’s a real release.” [insp] Guys. My wife. She’s
All edgelord angst aside, I genuinely want to die. That doesn’t mean I’m going to kill myself, but I feel it in my soul. Every second hurts. The world is absolutely beautiful, but I am so disinterested in everything it has to offer me. I have no dream,
ryuichii: Thank you for loving someone like me, who is good for nothing.. with such bad blood in his veins. Up to today.. Thank you!! ..
wordsnquotes: “I don’t wanna know that someone likes me. That’s not romantic. I want to know that someone wants me. To know that when someone looks at you, they admire every inch of you, they live on the thought of being with you one day, sleeping
oeus:you’ve never met someone like me. you will never meet someone like me again
a-girl-and-her-leopard: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
spark-mysoul: mfstrange: I wish I liked someone enough to make her a mixtape. I wish someone liked me enough to make me a mixtape
fawneling: Cold and hungry. Send me asks! :3
laurelgienah: Feel free to remove the caption xo My ex is a narcissist, and I am the perfect prey for someone like him. I don’t even know if he knows either of those things. My personality type is the opposite of, and fills the needs for a narcissist.
Giving up the idea of finding a woman that could want me.Wasted to much time being rejected and not finding anyone interested in someone like me.
I feel so sad by the thought of someone liking me enough to consider a relationship with me. That someone would need so much energy and tolerance to learn me so much it’s just shameful. Doubt I’m worth the effort
It makes me sad how uneasy and disturbed people get by my presence. I know I don’t live in a respectful and kind society so it shouldn’t make me sad. Jet I’m sad every time someone call me sir. I’m sad I can’t go tings like
Dating someone seems so..nice and cuteIf someone hugged me I’d probably start to cry
How could I even compete with real girls… why choose someone like me who can only imagine all the thing i desire and wants n needs.
Someone calling me ‘good girl’ is like the best trigger for all my attention and my mind just goes “yes that’s meeee now please tell me what more I can do for your to hear you say it again”
0013001: you’ve never met someone like me. you will never meet someone like me again
someone asked me to redraw this she still gets an F because it isn’t Zwei
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss Rob, closest thing I had to someone liking me *sigh*
D has me getting my hopes up
Someone date me so I don’t feel like such a lemon 🍋
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